URGENT: They've kidnapped Pinochet WE NEED YOUR COLLABORATION [translation from Chilean Spanish] AN HOUR AGO A GROUP OF DELINQUENTS (taking advantage of a negligence of the Security Forces), KIDNAPPED GENERAL (R) AUGUSTO PINOCHET! They have demanded $100 million for his liberation and warned that, if their requirements are not met within 24 hours, they will sprinkle him with fuel and set fire to him... We are organizing a collection, appealing to your humanity to donate what you can... Currently we have managed to amass: 7,800 liters of PETROL... 2,231 liters of PARAFFIN... 1,986 phosphorus boxes... 126 blowtorches and 231,985 lighters... even so... we fear that it is not sufficient for the task, all donations, however small, are welcome... otherwise the unthinkable, he may be left alive...!!! (thanks The GuNNer for the joke) jajajaja! xD